The Kirby vacuum comedy bit

A long comedy detour on vacuum prices spirals through $1,300 Kirbys, door-to-door salesmen ('ex-Mormons' with lots of practice), a story about hosting two sweating Mormon missionaries with cold water and telling them he's praying for their twelve apostles, and confusion between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses over the 144,000. Dave reveals he owns a Kirby.