Two things that got to stop, part two: drive-thru purgatory and fast food

The second item that has to go: pre-recorded drive-thru greetings, via a Bebops story where a little-kid voice turns into Barry White. Then a long riff on fast-food life — McDonald's tag-teamed drive-thrus, the late-night menu, Burger King's chicken parmesan pitch, a Cinnabon 'fresh made daily' that gets 'refreshed' in a 1970s microwave, the Taco Bell chalupa-gordita menu onion, and churros vs. Quick Trip taquitos.