The group develops a comedy bit about buying the failing Southridge Mall and turning it into the 'Million Dollar Mall': visitors pay $20 entry while a total of one million dollars in vouchers is hidden around the building -- in ceiling balloons, toilet dispensers, hand dryers -- with games of chance throughout. They work through logistics: vouchers instead of cash to avoid robbery, payouts on prepaid debit cards, security, and night-vision cameras in the darkened Target. The bit includes a plan to sic a listener named Brett Rogers on making it happen.