Wedding DJ story, Saint Joseph statue, and Olsen's vanilla dare

A host and Ben DJed a wedding at the 801 Grand Building, where free mouthwash in the bathroom upped the venue's swankiness -- until a guest sneered at the store brand. Comedy spins into a story about his wife trying to bury a Saint Joseph statue to sell their house, and callbacks daring Olsen to drink vanilla and Pants to try the earwax candle.