Clean honks, 'slow jack,' and the geography game

• What would the 'Joe American' equivalent be in India?

A discussion of 'clean' honking yields the clean swear substitute 'slow jack.' The table then tests its geography ('Hit us with your geography, Johnny World'): Pakistan and the Middle East, Apu on the Simpsons, a roll-call of the nations of the world 'brought to you by Yaku Warner,' and cricketers from Trinidad and Tobago. It closes with family-reunion talk.