Proof #32 read-through: 'talk to a theologian'

• Why does a perfect God's book need human theologians to interpret it?
• Why doesn't God answer impossible prayers, like flying like Superman, an amputated limb, or $10,000 in your pocket?

A host reads proof #32 from GodIsImaginary.com. The proof argues the Bible makes no sense without theologians, citing Matthew 17:20 ('nothing will be impossible for you'), Mark 11:24, and Matthew 7:7 ('ask and you shall receive'), then stages a mock dialogue between 'Norm' and theologian 'Chris' where every attempted interpretation is shown to add unstated conditions. It concludes that God is imaginary because a perfect God would have written a clear book and prayer would work as written.