Eye-doctor prescriptions and the 'deep cut' story

A host asks Mike, addressed by name in the studio, about his run-in with the eye doctor. Mike recounts two eye clinics sending bills with blank prescription details, suspecting they withhold prescriptions to force in-house glasses purchases. Another host tells of a tree limb gouging his eye and mishearing the optometrist's diagnosis as a 'deep cut,' plus jokes about tiny legal print in an eye doctor's office.