Dear LFTP: 75-year-old wants his gold caps removed to pay for his funeral

• Should a 75-year-old have his gold caps removed after death so his wife can sell them to pay for the funeral?

Mike (speaker-1) reads a letter from a 75-year-old who wants the undertaker to remove his six gold caps after he dies so his wife can sell them to pay for the funeral. The hosts enthusiastically approve ('Do it'), then riff: selling teeth as rhino tusk in Vietnam's market for ground-rhino-horn remedies, a 'fingernail maraca' collection, and Nathaniel's true story of finding toenails in his dorm desk drawer, ending with a debate over the least disgusting way to clip toenails.