Mike's goats and the four-dollar-a-day rental

Speaker-0, addressed on-air as 'Mike' (seg-00053, seg-00411), tells how his bloodhound is so starved for attention that it now acts like the three goats he recently acquired, eating grass alongside them. He offers to rent the goats out for lawn mowing at $4 a day, jokes the goat's droppings are the best fertilizer, and warns a goat 'eats kids.'