Mike's on-the-spot song: Methuselah Went to Nineveh and God Smote Him

Ben tells how a Candy for Nickels member bet Mike he could not write a song using old-testament words like 'smote,' 'Nineveh,' and 'Methuselah' in two or three minutes; Mike did it on the spot with guitar and earned the $5. The resulting comedy song name-checks cleaning Joel Osteen's hair.