Dear LFTP: Jim in Texas and Mind Your Own Business Day

• Will you promote my self-declared Mind Your Own Business Day?

A listener who runs a small internet radio station out of his house in Texas asks the show to promote his self-declared 'Mind Your Own Business Day'. The hosts tease him mercilessly — 'that's kind of pathetic', 'get a real radio show' — then riff: nobody is forced to listen, so get headphones, earplugs, or just change the channel. Includes the KTIA radio sign-off ('have a good week, KJ') and a chat-room follow-up on an earlier dating joke.