Sign-model sitcom and family car decals

A host pitches a sitcom about the people inside warning signs: the caution-wet-floor guy, the do-not-walk guy, bathroom-sign and school-crossing families, and a caution-sticker model who keeps getting mutilated on industrial machinery. They riff on family stick-figure car decals as a poor idea, since thieves can count your household, and debate whether Hollywood is dying while YouTube rises.