Home invasion, guns, and the deacons' dilemma

Comic riff on a friend's home-invasion plan - intercede with the armed intruder, preach Jesus, and expect his wife to visit the man in prison - layered over an earlier 'arming the deacons' conversation. Mock bravado about tackling vs. shooting ('I'll shoot him in the hubcaps... the kneecaps') resolves into 'die to yourself, Dan.'