Mark and Jolene at the gas station

A story from after a show in Ames: the host meets two identical long-haired, bearded clerks named Mark and Jolene, cannot tell which one spoke to him, and pretends to have left his wallet in the car to escape. This leads into a second gas-station story about buying flowers and soda without a debit card, and Al Barnes being outed for never letting Julie wash the car.