Boova's soccer-goalie story

Boova (addressed on-air as 'Bubba') tells a self-deprecating story about playing soccer goalie as an oversized kid — roughly six feet tall and 200 pounds at nine years old with size-fourteen feet — and his policy of asking kickers where they will aim, since he cannot move fast enough to matter. He concludes his athletic gift is limited to momentarily lifting very heavy stationary objects, like a fridge pulled out to clean behind it.