Life-size chess and Trash Day treasures

• Have you ever broken something and tried to rig a fix for it?
• Did you ever do something as a kid that you thought you'd never get back in your mom's good graces for?

A comedy bit about human-size chess pieces gives way to Troy's Trash Day stories: a gaming computer, a Naked Gun 2 1/2 illuminated poster, a 32-inch TV found at a sheriff's house in Altoona that took hours to warm up, and the sled shovel that replaced the one he lost as a kid.