Oosk rules, the barking dog, and the alpha-dog guy

The hosts formalize Oosk — is there a defense, what is the proper retaliation for being Oosked — before a long story about a storm-phobic barking dog that no discipline reaches except grabbing its tongue, after failed attempts to 'go Pavlov' on it during thunderstorms. They mock a TV dog trainer's 'be the alpha dog' mystique, which one host reduces to screaming at the dog with his hands on his hips.