Wildlife invasion stories and checkers filler

• If you find a raccoon in your attic, what would you do?

Animal stories pile up: a possum 'playing possum' under a deck after a dog attack (the host debates running it over vs. beating it with a stick for 45 minutes before it walks off), a live-trapped possum released in a cornfield, a raccoon in the attic caught on webcam and finished with a pellet gun, a bat bounced between tennis rackets, a father-in-law's smashed bat that vanished, a kendo-sword bat kill, and the moose loose in Altoona ('Maxwell the mousse') — prompting the joke that 'the Dan' should be called in. Filler includes a checkers quiz and the invention of 'Hungry Hungry Dan.'