Water on Mars, alien Jesus, and the Adam and Eve who got it right

• How should Christians digest the possibility of life on another planet?

Reaction to news of liquid water on Mars turns into a riff on how Christians should digest possible extraterrestrial life: whether God loves hypothetical aliens (and sent an 'alien Jesus'), whether NASA's drip-feed is really about colonizing Mars, and a multiverse joke about an Adam and Eve on Mars who never ate from the tree.