Traits 25-27: guns, crying, and dancing

#25 (the modern man has no use for a gun) is rejected outright: the urban gentleman may choose to own one or not, but has considered the elements; a co-host wants a machete for home intruders, inspiring a 'grown Boova in the buff with a machete' bit. #26 (the modern man cries often) is softened: the urban gentleman cries when it's appropriate (an old hymn like 'Blessed Assurance' alone in the car) but not on a schedule. #27 (a secret killer dancer) is accepted with conditions: no 'jam', but if Walk the Dinosaur comes on he dances. One host tells his senior-prom story of dancing in a cape and top hat to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man', and another (a former DJ) admits he laughed at song requests from the booth.