Dear LFTP: my cat Rosie and the fit neighbor Ron

• What should I do about my cat fixating on the fit neighbor?

A 'Dear Larry' letter from a man whose calico cat Rosie grooms herself for an hour each morning, then watches out the window for the fit neighbor Ron; he feels the cat is being unfaithful and asks what to do. The hosts riff (the cat is having an affair; maybe the wife already left him for Ron; the cat envies Ron because Ron gets to run away). The 'Secular' answer to Larry: Rosie is watching a moving object because the owner is sedentary. The segment seeds a closing gag that one of the hosts might be the 'Ron' in the situation.