The hosts critique the lyrics of classic and modern Christmas tunes: 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' reads as coercive, the 'yoo-hoo' in 'Sleigh Ride' sounds terrifying out of context, 'Where Are You Christmas?' is too depressing for rotation, and a Dan Fogelberg song about meeting an old lover at the grocery store is called sketchy. They land on wanting joy-only Christmas music.