- Why do cashiers ask if I want a bag when buying adult diapers?
A listener with a medical condition requiring adult diapers is embarrassed that baggers ask 'do you want a bag?' The hosts roast the non-question — just say yes, bring your own bag (preferably one that says 'definitely not adult diapers'), order online, or buy something else with it — noting the 14-year-old bagger is on autopilot, nobody notices what you buy, and nobody needs to make the world revolve around them. The Secular answer agrees: baggers ask automatically.