A host describes delivering candy at a college at age 27 and being irrationally afraid the students will rough him up for it, rehearsing sassy lines in his head. The crew jokes about lending him a .357 Magnum, concealed-carry permits, and the chat's verdict that a cane to the legs or a stern scowl would make him hand over the candy. A segue: a football player who brought a loaded gun on an airplane.