End-times pamphlet art, the ascension, and Elijah's fire chariot

The hosts roast cheesy end-times pamphlet art — the floating-Jesus 'coming down' pose — and riff on how awkward the ascension must have looked in real time ('after about 10 seconds... we don't have to make eye contact anymore'). Bits follow about Elijah's fire chariot kept in a garage with mechanics polishing it, and a divine-council joke where Satan walks in on God's meeting with the angels and God asks him to renew the chariot's plates before discussing Job.