- Who gets to keep the shared dog after the breakup?
- Do you play covers on your tour?
A host reads a Dear LFTP letter: the writer and her ex-boyfriend broke up two years ago but have shared their rescued dog on and off; she is in a new relationship, they had a falling out, and the ex, who has PTSD the dog helps, wants to keep sharing her. After a Solomon-and-the-baby joke about cutting the dog in half, Egypt advises closure and separating emotions from the puppy, and the hosts conclude: give the man the dog, unless the animal is mistreated. A host then asks whether the guests play covers on tour, and Neil Diamond songs come up.