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Game March 20, 2017 · 37:38 · 7 min

Nonbiblical signs, story 3: celebrity flat-earthism

  • Is celebrity flat-earthism a nonbiblical sign of the apocalypse?

Story three: Shaquille O'Neal says the world is flat and satellite imagery could be faked, joining Kyrie Irving and rapper B.o.B in celebrity flat-earthism. The conversation detours through seventh-grade geography, mall-based directions in Des Moines, and societal regression toward the Tower of Babel. The game closes with the show's answer to end-times anxiety — 'Repent and believe in the gospel' (Mark 1) — with callbacks to the toilet-paper robots and monkey facial recognition.

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