Bad reason 6: Bible bullies, plus the itching-ears verse

The hosts roast 'thought leaders' who tell followers they can't understand scripture without their education ('if you're not teaching people to do things, you're a cult man'), praising teachers who feed just enough to make people hungry for more. A running gag imagines Paul slapping excuse-makers while saying 'by no means,' capped with the quoted 'itching ears' passage (2 Timothy 4:3).