Mike's quest to become a bourbon drinker

Mike (addressed by name in the surrounding discussion) recounts, in a long comic story, trying to become a man who can drink bourbon without flinching after watching the TV show Justified. He describes a ten-minute consultation with a liquor-store clerk, buying a $5 mini bottle of Jack Daniel's, taking one sip at home, and giving up. The hosts roast him: his body rejects the poison, and TV makes drinking look cooler than it is.