The hosts trade Halloween stories after Beggar's Night: a nine-pound bag of M&M's handed out by the spoonful, kids dressed as Justin Bieber, and a daughter's knock-knock joke ('Hatch who? Bless you'). The bit turns into a mock debate over whether trick-or-treat is bribery or blackmail, and a story about pranking a pizza delivery driver by moving his car a few houses down.