Winter Olympics riff and the Fall Olympics

The hosts riff on the Winter Olympics: moguls as a 'knee destroyer,' the bobsled as a tube on ice, and a 'purist' complaint that some events only exist because the apparatus was built for them — archery always existed, but nobody finds a naturally occurring half-pipe. They invent a 'Fall Olympics' of naturally occurring events: bocce ball, badminton, lawn darts, and pumpkin pie launch, the 'naturally occurring' criterion attributed on air to Mike. One host jokes about the Jamaican bobsled team running on dirt 'like real men,' referencing Cool Runnings.