The hosts trade funeral logistics: one kept a detailed 'when I die' file in his twenties; they debate cremation versus burial (including the joke of Jesus reassembling a 'heap of ashes' resurrected body), paying off a mother's headstone in installments, and a deceased neighbor's daughter asking for a three-foot engraved rock from the front yard to make a headstone. The bit peaks with a host wanting his remains cast inside a seated bronze statue.