Improv scene: the Nordstrom executive, the Jesus meter, and the break video

Improv scene two: Mike is set up as clothing executive 'Mike Fust' (the transcript's rendering) on a late-night call with 'Tom from Nordstrom,' who rejects the clothing line as too risque for a family store; the scene ends in a potpourri-pipe tantrum. After the scene the hosts take a break and play a borrowed comedy video whose point — 'Jesus is not a vending machine' — they rate about 10 out of 100 on the show's gag 'Jesus meter.'