With the pope-style segment bumped for time, Mike reads clean Bible jokes from jokes.christiansunite.com: a collector's Gutenberg Bible scribbled in by Martin Luther, a boy negotiating car use with his minister father via the long hair of Samson, Moses, Noah, and Jesus, and a girl asking whether Jesus's mother was the virgin Mary or the King James virgin. The crew riff on a Christian-barber joke and land on circumcision before moving on.