Day jobs, Scott the hand model, and commercial improv

Asked what the band does during the day, Scott claims to be a hand model, sparking an extended improv bit about cuticle work, glove modeling, and old-people-medicine commercials (including a riff on the 'so-so' Colonial Penn/AARP commercial woman). The hosts then improvise fake commercials for 'the Utter Bomb', Epsom salts, and crew socks ('wear crew socks, because they breathe'), with Scott acting as corporate shill and his own attorney.