Notifications, social media in real life, and the 'graves' joke

The distraction thread becomes a long riff: notifications give everyone you've ever met permission to interrupt anything you're doing. A host pitches a sitcom of social-media behavior acted out in real life - running up to show neighbors cat photos, delivering passive-aggressive vague posts at the front door. Tangents include fear of missing a midnight emergency, sleeping with the phone in another room, and a running joke pronouncing the French wine region Graves as 'graves' ('that's graves').