Dear LFTP: trick-or-treating in another neighborhood

• Is it rude to take kids trick-or-treating in a neighborhood you do not live in?

A rural family got a passive-aggressive windshield note for trick-or-treating in the grandmother's neighborhood. The hosts side with the family, mock the note-writer, and read the Secular answer about the neighborhood witch. The segment closes with a Wicca tangent and a mock-chronicle bit built on one host's rambling stories.