The pope, celibacy, and the semi-pope of Altoona

A news story about the pope considering married priests for clergy-short regions leads into a long shaggy-dog comedy bit: a host claims he met the celibacy book's co-author at a Des Moines lunch counter, chased the 'other pope' to Altoona, and found a crowd of cars pointed at Boova's apartment, where Boova must address them pope-style.