Setup: the pope, Bob's Tools, and the dirty bookstore

A host spins a long comic setup: a dirty bookstore on the South Side of Des Moines shares a parking lot with Bob's Tools, whose customers are secretly bookstore patrons. When word spreads the pope is driving through to Pleasantville, the patrons hide in Bob's Tools, follow the motorcade, and end up on Mike Fust's lawn mistaking him for the pope, demanding papal wisdom.