Pants's dramatized Bible on CD review

A host reviews the dramatized Bible on CD that Pants ordered and burned to discs for him: Satan tempting Jesus 'isn't very Satan-y,' Judas isn't weasel-y enough, and the teachers of the law overdo the trap. Detour into the piracy ethics of a second copy ('as long as you're not listening to it at the same time'), a sermon that made him quit pirated music, and how James Earl Jones's and Denzel Washington's voices distract him.