Garbage-can directions and sparkling-water rant

Sean's complaint about his garbage can having directions — where to put his hands — turns into a riff on whether people need instructions for obvious things, which becomes a full dunk on sparkling water: 'bubbly' is 'fart water,' LaCroix is 'televangelist water,' a 'soda can dressed in a Halloween costume.' Mike defends LaCroix; Nathaniel admits he only bought it by the case on a $52-a-day travel per diem.