Apocalypse game, story 4: the library condiment bandit

Story 4: Boise's Ada County Community Library closed the book on a two-year string of condiment attacks on its book drop — 75-year-old Joy Cassidy pleaded guilty after 10+ attacks with ketchup, maple syrup, and mayonnaise, sentenced to a month in jail and two years' no contact with area libraries. The hosts imagine the police stakeout ('hey, hey, Phil, look, she's here'), debate dementia vs. vindictiveness, and conclude all the apocalypse stories boil down to poor conflict resolution. Verdict: just people being people.