Mistaken for the Pope at the coffee shop

A host tells how he and Boova were working at a coffee shop when he ordered a cafe Borgia; the young barista upsized it, winked it 'on the house,' crossed herself, and left a napkin reading 'I won't tell anyone, but I'm excited that you're here.' Boova investigates and returns with the news: she thinks the host is the Pope. Asked how to end the madness, Boova advises giving Pope-style advice to distract the crowd — so the host prays and prepares his address.