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Bit December 5, 2022 · 41:41 · 2 min

The 30-second scenario comedy: Chick-fil-A closes, Hillsong remains

The hosts play out the article's scenario — a hundred million Christians vanishing from malls, stadiums, airplanes, and cars. Jokes fly: Chick-fil-A would close immediately, and after the rapture Hillsong remains. A more serious point lands on infrastructure: losing a billion people would cause chaotic supply-demand shocks like COVID's. Ben plugs the Bob Eisenlauer complaint line and tells rapture callers to phone the Prophecy Pros instead.

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