Trader Joe's, Aldi, and Casey's comedy tangent

A bit about whether Trader Joe's parking lots are made small on purpose to seem busy turns into product-line stereotyping jokes (Trader Giotto's, Trader Jose's), the two-brothers-who-own-Aldi joke, and a Casey's expansion detour — a host drove through Dayton, Ohio and saw a Casey's, which he thought was a stroke symptom because he'd believed Casey's was Iowa and western Illinois only. Includes the Quick Trip Johnson bit and the Podgeezers award-show joke.