Back from the break, the hosts roast a Christian gift catalog: scripture screwdriver kits, $25 multi-tools, ties, and Roman-soldier armor-of-God statues. They brainstorm joke alternatives — a rock engraved 'on this rock,' Christian cologne, a flight of scents from Bible stories (Jonah smelling sea-breezy, valley of dry bones) — and land the point: the farther you drift from the redemptive moment, the more you grasp at cheap reminders of it.