Advice, the Secular answer, and AI as Paul, John the Baptist, and Lamech

More counsel for the copycat-neighbor letter — humility, flattery, thrift-store furniture the neighbors can't replicate, the Guinness World Records gag — then the Secular answer ('divorce your friends') and the experiment's payoff: AI-generated advice as the apostle Paul (rated about 6-7, 'a mix between something Paul would say and secular wisdom'), as John the Baptist ('Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand,' rated about 7-8), and as Lamech — first a pious miss that anachronistically quotes Moses, then after a 'regenerate in Lamech's actual voice' prompt, a menacing 'don't let nobody push you around... that's the Lamech way,' which the room deems the funniest round.