Things not to believe from BeliefNet, voices, and merch

A comedy chapter: the recurring 'Things not to believe from beliefnet.com' bit (the site's main writer; 'Science, the garbage man is the antichrist'); a 'Murphy' voice bit with Dan put on the spot ('Dan, you try it'); the Bob Eisenlauer complaint line at (515) 517-0085; and the 'Live From The Past' merch store -- one host bought the only hat ever sold ('I ghost wrote that'), plus Dan's playing-card order saga ('Online from the Path': Dan tries online ordering, $31.52 vs $43). One host is addressed as 'Buva.'