Complaint line, reading glasses, and no breath of air

A host gives out the complaint line - (515) 517-0085 - then tells on himself for holding his giant study Bible three inches from his face with his glasses off. The room realizes it has been nearly an hour with two voices doing all the talking ('not a breath of air in fifty-four minutes'), and the segment lands with the introduction of 'the Luddite corner' and the pivot to advice.