October 6, 2025 · 1:45 · 5 min
App features and beta-testing call-to-action
Ben walks through the app's features — filtering the back catalog by season, the Secular vs Solomon game, and Thrift Store Hoops, in which the player taps the thrift store priest to shoot at a moving hoop. Mike adds a tap-don't-swipe tip from his own playtesting. Ben invites listeners to beta-test by texting the complaint line (515) 517-0085 with their phone number, email address, and operating system, hoping for a store release in four to six weeks. A second, separate surprise is teased for a couple of weeks out — not the dance routine.